### The Halfway Cafe

The Halfway Cafe

@thehalfwaycafe

Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire for your doomscrolling by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them.

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### Recent Posts

#### [25m](https://substack.com/@thehalfwaycafe/note/c-281938666 "Jun 24, 2026, 10:49 AM")
BREAKING: A top GOP pollster is warning Democrats are on track to win both chambers of Congress in the midterms, and Trump’s lame duck presidency “will be deader than the ducks in the Reflecting Pool.”

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#### [17h](https://substack.com/@thehalfwaycafe/note/c-281582038 "Jun 23, 2026, 6:30 PM")
BREAKING: Iranian officials say if Donald Trump breaks the terms of the memorandum of understanding by bombing them again, they will add “release all the Epstein Files unredacted” to their list of non-negotiables for the next deal.

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#### [19h](https://substack.com/@thehalfwaycafe/note/c-281528649 "Jun 23, 2026, 4:42 PM")
BREAKING: The National Association of Pedophiles are raising money to help defend Todd Blanche from losing his law license over the Epstein Files, J6 slush fund, and political retaliation, with the head of NAP calling Blanche "the George Washington of pedophile legal defense."