### Pam Birkenfeld

Old Sailor? Been to Maine sailing.

[105 subscribers](https://substack.com/@pambirkenfeld312241/subscribers)

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### Recent Activity

#### [Jennifer Rubin](https://substack.com/@jenrubincontrarian)

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[The Contrarian](https://www.contrariannews.org/)

**America’s Best Kept Secret: Progressiveness Is Popular**  
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#### [Andy Borowitz](https://substack.com/@borowitzreport)

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By mid-morning, tourists gawking at the pool fiasco were stunned to see the Secretary of State doing a backstroke entirely naked except for his oversized Florsheims, which he appeared to be using as flippers.

[The Borowitz Report](https://www.borowitzreport.com/)  
**Trump Orders Rubio to Distract from Algae by Skinny-Dipping in Reflecting Pool**  
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#### [Andy Borowitz](https://substack.com/@borowitzreport)

2d

Zuckerberg Forbids Facebook Employees from Hydrating to Save All Company’s Water for AI

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