### Johnny Appleseed

Seed Planter extraordinaire. Goofball.

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Replying to **[Mr. BroDangles](https://substack.com/@mrbrodangles/note/c-124387532)**

It ends in an orange jumpsuit for Trump, and HE knows it!

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