### Brooke Teegarden

Brooke Teegarden  
@letsnotdate

History writer. Poet for the humiliation of right-wing men. Professional nuisance. Internationally recognized as the most beautiful woman in the world.

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[Someone had to remind your MAGA fathers why they didn’t hear from you on Father’s Day](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/someone-had-to-remind-your-maga-fathers)

[This man’s friend has a water slide for babies](https://substack.com/@letsnotdate/note/c-281677167)

[The trouble for MAGA men who build their lives around family values is that eventually the family realizes they have none.](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/someone-had-to-remind-your-maga-fathers)