I Can’t Stop Thinking About Armie Hammer’s Made-Up Jamaican Friend

Comments

Jeanne Sutton

“I love everything about this, particularly the fact that it’s completely made-up.”

Lindsay Underwood

his Jamaican man sure talks to Armie Hammer like, I don’t know, Gregory Peck in To Kill A Mockingbird, or Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption, or Albus Dumbledore when he was still played by Richard Harris. This is textbook Socratic method! And also textbook how an adult talks to a baby, or how Lindsay Hubbard talks to West Wilson.

Author's Note

Hunter Harris

i have jury duty in the morning and if my fellow jurors are all actors who are the level of obscure to have appeared in either a woody allen movie in the 90s, a teen romcom in the early 2000s, or a supporting role in an hbo show in the 2010s, i WILL recognize them.