Pan-orama

I watch movies then try to write something about them afterwards. Maybe it'll be good, maybe not, but I try to be entertaining at the very least.

By Alexander Pan

· Launched a year ago

Toy Story 5

I don't know, Jessie. Toy Story movies are typically great, but this one... isn't quite there.

Jun 19•Alexander Pan

The Death of Robin Hood

People speak of Robin Hood. Tell his stories... like this brutally grim one.

Jun 15•Alexander Pan

Disclosure Day

Full disclosure, this is a great movie.

Jun 14•Alexander Pan

Masters of the Universe

The universe shall shudder with indifference in this underwhelming movie's shadow.

Jun 8•Alexander Pan

Backrooms

It's like... describing a great movie to an alien, and then asking the alien to make that movie purely from memory.

May 27•Alexander Pan

Recent Reviews

Star Wars: The Mandalorian And Grogu

The Force is not strong with this one.

May 21•Alexander Pan

Mortal Kombat II

I really don't feel comfortable watching this mediocre, pandering movie.

May 12•Alexander Pan

Power Ballad

That's what a great movie like this can do, right? It has the ability to mean many different things to many different people.

May 7•Alexander Pan

The Devil Wears Prada 2

Well, look what TJ Maxx dragged in.

Apr 30•Alexander Pan

Michael

It's bad (bad, bad). Shamone, you know (really, really bad)

Apr 28•Alexander Pan

The Devil Wears Prada

By all means move at an entertaining pace. You know how that thrills me.

Apr 19•Alexander Pan

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Mamma mia.

Apr 5•Alexander Pan

The Drama

True love is complicated... and so is this messy yet ambitious movie.

Apr 2•Alexander Pan

Project Hail Mary

We're here for the same reason... and that's to watch this spectacular movie.

Mar 19•Alexander Pan