# Cafe Hysteria

Stories and thoughts on media, art, growing up, and being a woman online

By Madison Huizinga

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## [Obsessed With Adding Subtext](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/obsessed-with-adding-subtext)

Jun 21 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## [I’m Hosting a Free Writing Workshop in LA, June 30th!](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/im-hosting-a-free-writing-workshop)

Jun 16 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## [Now I See the World in Purple](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/now-i-see-the-world-in-purple)

Jun 17 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## [Leisure as a Dream Job](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/leisure-as-a-dream-job)

Sep 7, 2025 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## [Let’s (Not) Talk About Sex, Baby](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/lets-not-talk-about-sex-baby)

Apr 6, 2025 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## [Harbinger of Bad Taste](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/harbinger-of-bad-taste)

Jun 14 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga) and [Polyester](https://substack.com/@polyesterzine)

## [What Are Artists Owed?](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/what-are-artists-owed)

Jun 7 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## [Neighborly Apathy](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/neighborly-apathy)

Jun 3 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## [Boomers and Their Phones](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/boomers-and-their-phones)

May 31 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## [Wife Guys](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/wife-guys)

May 24 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## ["I've Figured It All Out" Music](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/ive-figured-it-all-out-music)

May 20 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## [Where Are the Rock Bands?](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/where-are-the-rock-bands)

May 17 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## [Guy's Guys Can't Be Heartthrobs](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/guys-guys-cant-be-heartthrobs)

May 10 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

## [On Quitting](https://madisonhuizinga.substack.com/p/on-quitting)

May 6 • [Madison Huizinga](https://substack.com/@madisonhuizinga)

Cafe Hysteria

Stories and thoughts on media, art, growing up, and being a woman online