John Fugelsang

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Earth's First Trillionaire Welfare Queen

A Story About Subsidies, Stock Hype, And Why Being White Supremacist Isn’t Bad For Business.

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The Great Military Purge of People Pete Hegseth Doesn't Like

When every "merit correction" somehow benefits the same demographic.

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The Texas Chainsaw Candidate

Talarico quotes Jesus, and Paxton catches on fire when he enters a church.

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The Week the GOP Became the Party of Beating Cops & Raping Kids

And they'll continue to protect the men who do both.

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The Apprentice: Sweaty Nepo Baby Edition

Late-Stage Capitalism Presents: Don Jr. (Like "Succession," except everyone's dumber)

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A Simple Prayer for MAGA's Gospel Grifters, Holy Hypocrites and Blaspheming Bubbas

A giant gold statue; and “thou shalt not worship idols” is now a decorative throw-pillow.

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Spirit Airlines; The Latest Casualty In This Deeply Stupid War

A story about exploding oil prices, economic sabotage, and the magical Republican ability to blame others for the consequences of their own bloodshed.

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Let's Play Henchmen, Flunkies and Fall Guys!

Who'll be the next stooge fired for implementing the boss’s ideas?

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