IRL Haunted Dollhouse

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By April Von Blood

· Launched 2 years ago

June 2026: Cocoon June

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Jun 11 • April Von Blood

My IUD & Me

How a little piece of plastic took over my body and brain like an evil alien invader.
Jun 2 • April Von Blood

My year as a victim.

How I became my suffering.
May 18 • April Von Blood

Working girl

On being a creative with a day job.
May 2 • April Von Blood

It’s also what I don’t write about.

There is a version of this that performs better.
Apr 9 • April Von Blood

A small town couldn’t save me.

My stint in suburbia.
Mar 17 • April Von Blood

Why Don’t I Feel Hot Anymore?

Things are getting ugly.
Feb 13 • April Von Blood

I Feel Weird About Weddings Now

When love learned to monetize $$$$$
Jan 30 • April Von Blood

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