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Banana Delivery

All bananas are welcome.

By Corey Banana

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Watching Casino as a Grown Ass Woman

She Knew How To Take Care Of People, And That’s What Vegas Is All About. It’s Kickback City - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

Jun 17 • Corey Banana


A man asked what I bring to the table, I said "Money" and started to giggle.

My goal is no longer to get more done, but rather to have less to do.

Jun 14 • Corey Banana


bone, flesh and blood.

It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure. - Marquis de Sade

Dec 17, 2025 • Corey Banana


like the serpent upon its belly.

faith is heaven and life is hell.

Nov 1, 2025 • Corey Banana


men with kids.

absolutely not. not on my watch. not in this economy.

Jun 18, 2025 • Corey Banana


bananas are good for you.