The Chimp Chronicle

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By Adnan Belushi

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May 24

Luxon Gets Plastic Surgery And Legally Changes Name To Winston Peters To Save His Sinking Polls

WELLINGTON, NZ — Facing the worst polling collapse of any sitting prime minister in recent memory, Christopher Luxon has taken drastic action by…

Mar 6

Former New Zealand Prime Minister Apologises For Illegal Lockdowns And Forcing Unsafe Vaccines

SYDNEY, AUS — In a tearful interview with Karl Stefanovic on The Karl Stefanovic Show, former Prime Minister of New Zealand Jacinda Ardern has finally…

Mar 6

Heartwarming: Kiwi Journalist Tearfully Apologises For Dancing Like A Drunk Possum On National TV

In a raw, soul-baring moment that had viewers reaching for tissue paper, Paddy Gower confessed he ‘crossed a journalistic line’ by turning into a…

Mar 5

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Mar 4

Mar 6

Breaking: Trump Declares War On Iran And Tucker Carlson On Behalf Of Israel

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Feb 28