The Canonical Writings of Cheap & Crass

Poet Bard/b of The Satanic Temple. Satanic Christian. Watch my show "Cheap & Crass Satanic Storytime" on Satanic Temple TV! " thesatanictemple.tv" With Mr. Greaves' Blessings.

By Cheap & Crass

· Launched 5 years ago

House of Departure

A rewrite. *Notes written by Greg Eidson

Apr 10, 2025•Cheap & Crass

"Cheap & Crass Satanic Storytime: House of Departure (Ep. 5)"

Clip available on Youtube

Apr 29, 2025•Cheap & Crass

What Would the Community Think?

Outrage letter in response to Ms. Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery"

Mar 16, 2024•Cheap & Crass

Morning Fix

An apocalyptic tale

Aug 21, 2024•Cheap & Crass

Lilith: Good, clean, fun.

Inspiration from @willmacphail “To Hell & Back”: https://substack.com/@willmacphail/p-144924818

Aug 8, 2024•Cheap & Crass

Town Folks

She crossed the country in hopes her old life wouldn’t tag along.

Apr 8•Cheap & Crass