Wise Words: The Secret Life of a Model

Everyday thoughts on assimilating into the abyss from an OG internet ne'er do well.

By Alex Sim-Wise

· Launched a year ago

Wise Words: The Secret Life of a Model

The Green Lidl Drill & Other Calamities

Rebuilding my life, one shit Lidl purchase at a time.

Jun 23

I Don’t Talk About Myself Enough

Fifteen years of therapy and I'm still trying to change the subject...

Jun 17

THERE IS A LIGHT…

An autistic monologue about inner light and Kylie Minogue.

May 25

We Need To Talk About That Juiced Commercial

Creepy and of its time, or a bit of fun? You be the judge.

May 15

Viva Las Vegas

An attempt at a travelogue on the spiritual home of all that is tacky.

Apr 23

Dating With Autism

Dating is difficult at the best of times, but especially hard when you have autism - as many dating shows will attest. Here is my guide to understanding…

Mar 25

Being Nobody | Chapter 1: Coventry Is A Shithole - Part 3

The third and final part... ⚰️

Mar 12