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Alice's Open Treasure Chest

Hello. I'm Alice. I write lengthy, occasionally amusing, and often infuriatingly verbose sexual anecdotes from my life.

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Alice's Open Treasure Chest

Experiencing Daddy Issues...

Daddy issues? Nothing could be father from the truth!

Jun 3•Alice

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The Birthday [Bedroom] Bumps.

Another year older, still absolutely no wiser...

May 22•Alice

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Sex Scrabble: The definitive game of fuckery!

Why being a cunning linguist is better than a night out on the tiles.

May 13•Alice

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Massage Confessions: Rubbing the Regulars.

Putting the 'Fizz' in Physical Therapy.

Apr 30•Alice

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I accidentally went Dogging...

Not the type of 'doggy style' I'd been anticipating

Apr 23•Alice

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Skinny dipping and Sex - A guaranteed double dip!

Encountering five naked guys in a lake - More 'Lucky Dip' than Skinny Dip!

Apr 16•Alice

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Banging Twins. Exceptionally Sexy Erotica by DICK THRUSTER

I’m often asked if I’d ever break from my usual style and be tempted to write something from a *male* perspective instead of my usual female focused…

Apr 11•Alice

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Massage Confessions: Massaging a Subscriber

Discovering a subscriber was SubSTACKED.

Apr 8•Alice

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“Do British girls like having their assholes licked?”

When an American Football enthusiast attempted to Blitz my A-Gap

Mar 31•Alice

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Massage Confessions: The Married Man - Part Two

In which more than my ego is massaged.

Mar 18•Alice

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The Key to Escape Rooms? Handjobs for Hints!

Solving puzzles is a very hands-on experience. And often very hard.

Feb 26•Alice

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The 'Sex Sofa'

Sofa so good.

Feb 19•Alice

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Massage Confessions: The Married Man

A tale of getting rubbed up the wrong way.

Feb 4•Alice

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Birthday Double Blowjob for my Best Friend’s Boyfriend

How wrong can a double blowjob go? Somehow this one simultaneously sucks AND blows.

Jan 22•Alice

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Alice's Open Treasure Chest

Hello. I'm Alice. I write lengthy, occasionally amusing, and often infuriatingly verbose sexual anecdotes from my life.