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Alice's Open Treasure Chest
Hello. I'm Alice. I write lengthy, occasionally amusing, and often infuriatingly verbose sexual anecdotes from my life.
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Alice's Open Treasure Chest
Daddy issues? Nothing could be father from the truth!
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Another year older, still absolutely no wiser...
May 22•Alice
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Sex Scrabble: The definitive game of fuckery!
Why being a cunning linguist is better than a night out on the tiles.
May 13•Alice
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Massage Confessions: Rubbing the Regulars.
Putting the 'Fizz' in Physical Therapy.
Apr 30•Alice
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I accidentally went Dogging...
Not the type of 'doggy style' I'd been anticipating
Apr 23•Alice
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Skinny dipping and Sex - A guaranteed double dip!
Encountering five naked guys in a lake - More 'Lucky Dip' than Skinny Dip!
Apr 16•Alice
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Banging Twins. Exceptionally Sexy Erotica by DICK THRUSTER
Apr 11•Alice
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Massage Confessions: Massaging a Subscriber
Discovering a subscriber was SubSTACKED.
Apr 8•Alice
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“Do British girls like having their assholes licked?”
When an American Football enthusiast attempted to Blitz my A-Gap
Mar 31•Alice
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Massage Confessions: The Married Man - Part Two
In which more than my ego is massaged.
Mar 18•Alice
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The Key to Escape Rooms? Handjobs for Hints!
Solving puzzles is a very hands-on experience. And often very hard.
Feb 26•Alice
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Feb 19•Alice
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Massage Confessions: The Married Man
A tale of getting rubbed up the wrong way.
Feb 4•Alice
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Birthday Double Blowjob for my Best Friend’s Boyfriend
How wrong can a double blowjob go? Somehow this one simultaneously sucks AND blows.
Jan 22•Alice
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Alice's Open Treasure Chest
Hello. I'm Alice. I write lengthy, occasionally amusing, and often infuriatingly verbose sexual anecdotes from my life.