Alexandra’s America

What if Dave Barry were a millennial mom? The footnotes have jokes.

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Wednesday One-Liner

W-W-W-Wednesday. W-W-W-One-Liner.

What’s Your Ideal Date?

Less than six, that’s for sure.

Jun 22•Alexandra

A Wrinkle in Time

What if there were enough?

Jun 20•Alexandra

Wednesday One-Liner

W-W-W-Wednesday. W-W-W-One-Liner.

Jun 17•Alexandra

What’s Worse Than Finding a Worm in Your Apple?

Honestly, a lot of things

Jun 15•Alexandra

How to Commit Grand Theft Auto Without Really Trying

Even if you’re just a suburban lawyer mom!

Jun 13•Alexandra

Wednesday One-Liner

W-W-W-Wednesday. W-W-W-One-Liner.

Jun 10•Alexandra

“You Deserve It!”

No, You Don’t

Jun 8•Alexandra

Wednesday One-Liner

W-W-W-Wednesday. W-W-W-One-Liner.

Jun 3•Alexandra