Alexander Kaplan Poetry

Housework and Depression

Alexander Kaplan Poetry

The Shape of Things to Come

When I was young, the future was above the past: / Time was like a triangle turned upside down.

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Recent posts

• Manchester Bridge

• Ah, the beginning of June in beautiful Richmond, Virginia.

• Jun 3

• 11

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• I'm Out of Poems

• If you’ve been reading my stuff lately, you’ve probably noticed a distinct lack poetry here at Alexander Kaplan Poetry.

• May 25

• 22

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• Judge Art with Error Bars

• I aim to solve the big philosophical questions on this Substack blog newsletter whatever this is.

• May 20

• 14

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• In Defense of Rote Memorization

• I wasn’t supposed to write an entire essay on The Social Network.

• Apr 28

• 15

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• The Tragic Irony of The Social Network

• If you’ve never seen the first five minutes of The Social Network, you’re missing out.

• Apr 23

• 91

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• So You Want to Be an English Major, Part 1

• Bachelor's Edition

• Apr 15

• 66

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• I Like Capitalism Because I Hate Companies

• The way to get rich, back in the bad old days, was to (1) get yourself an army, (2) invade another country, and (3) steal all their shit.

• Mar 30

• 19

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