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Off the Cuff
Personal essays about sex, academia, books and mental health. I like to keep it light!
By Ash Haslett Cuff
· Launched 2 years ago
Getting Too High at a Party Where Everyone is Too Cool for Me
I promise I wash my hands after pissing!
Jun 8 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Heartbreak (again), the art of sexting strangers online, Oh! And some flash fiction
I talk a lot about sex, surprise surprise.
Apr 30 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Ash’s Cinema Club VI
Vile Misogynists, Misanthropic Romantics and (the only?) Sexy Québécois Men
Mar 23 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Retrospective musings on my ex boyfriend’s family (can they sue me for this?)
Mar 13, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Faux Intellectualism and the Bullshit of ‘Girlhood’
Oct 15, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Come Spring
Mar 31, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff
‘I got a kink for when people fucking despise me. I think they’re onto something…’
Jan 28, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff
‘writing down these thoughts are the opposite of art’: I am responsible for everything bad that ever happened to anyone ever
Aug 16, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Ash’s Cinema Club vol. I
Apr 21, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Politics of Difference: Colonial Interference in Cross Cultural Relations in Post Indenture Fiji
Mar 16 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Character Sketches at the Tiki Bar
Feb 25 • Ash Haslett Cuff
A Belated Love Letter, Casual Sex and Hindsight Twenty F*cking Twenty (it’s not what it cracked up to be)
Feb 13 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Auditions for the Freakshow: Quirkiness, premature musings on a breakup, and why good sex doesn’t make good porn
Dec 30, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Ash’s Cinema Club V
Dec 12, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff
I dry swallowed a pill and it got lodged in my throat (homesickness)
Nov 25, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Faux Intellectualism and the Bullshit of ‘Girlhood’
Oct 15, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Ash’s Cinema Club IV
Sep 30, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff
Grad school diaries V: I’m not ready for the end but here we are
Sep 15, 2025 • Ash Haslett Cuff